dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

(via lissy-in-wonderland-deactivated)

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3 months ago

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via ruinedchildhood)

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3 months ago
nazeya:

Welcome to the real world it sucks your gonna love it.

nazeya:

Welcome to the real world it sucks your gonna love it.

(via beyourmemory)

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3 months ago

The awkward moment when you wave at someone you think is waving at you.

laugh-addict:

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(Source: jesusbreakaway, via laughingstation)

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1 year ago